Basilio grilling out the window on the ledge of our building (6 floors up and once shimmied along in order to salvage contact solution from the next room for our friend Monica who's poor drunk eyes were too dry too wait for standard entryway to be unlocked) for our so-called BBQ where all I got was toasted bread and a slice of tomato�All is well at least we created a great atmosphere for the party with a palm tree. Although no one really has any recollection of when or how we obtained it we attribute it and other random objects once seen in a bar, found the next morning in the dorm to, �the belligerent bandit.�